Shark Bite Media Mayhem

One of the best things we learned, we learned from all the shark bite media mayhem. We learned that the media regularly blows shark attacks out of proportion, thereby resulting in mass panic.

Recently, a California girl was standing in shallow water offshore at one of Hawaii’s beaches, and a small, 4-foot reef shark swam up and bit her calf (it was like a 4-inch bite mark). After the incident, one of the news stations reported this blurb:

Reef sharks are normally timid, but are known to mistake human legs for food.

Then, they featured a photo like this to go with their story:

I’m no expert, but that’s no timid reef shark.
Courtesy of: dailymail.co.uk

We can imagine that it was a very traumatic and scary experience for that poor girl, but it’s even more scary how the media comes up with this stuff.

How is a 20-foot great white synonymous with an itty bitty reef shark? And, how does the media know enough about a shark’s behaviors and choices to make generalizations?

Did an anchorman actually go out into the deep blue ocean to interview this elusive creature for information on its food preferences and personal life?

Anchorman: Um, yes Mr. Shark. What do you like to do in your spare time?

Shark: I swim around all day. I scare people. I eat a bunch of crap. I swim around some more. I scare more people. I eat some more crap.

Anchorman: That’s fascinating. What type of crap do you like to eat?

Shark: Personally, I love old license plates and car tires. When I can’t find any of those, I go after whatever I can get. Sometimes I mistake human legs for food. My bad.

Anchorman (biting his fingernails): Are you serious? You mistake human legs for food? How is that even possible?

Shark: It’s murky out there. Gimme a break. Sometimes I think it’s a seal, and it just ends up being some unappetizing, gristly human leg. By the way, quit biting your nails. Watching you chew on your fingers like that is making me hungry.

Anchorman (nervously): Okay, I think this interview is over. Camera crew, let’s wrap up here. I said let’s go, people! Chop, chop!

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7 responses to “Shark Bite Media Mayhem

  1. Michelle Gillies

    Yeah, it would go something like that. 😉

    • Michelle Gillies

      Although, I liken the media to the sharks at times these days.

      • Yes, I hear you. Is it too much to ask to have accurate, quality news stories? This morning’s feature stories included a glimpse of Charlize Theron’s shaved head and speculation that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are divorcing. Lovely.

  2. cassiebehle

    Yes, a question for the shark? Shark – you eat crap for breakfast?! Ahahaha. Gross! (Sorry, the five-year-old in me couldn’t resist)

    • Supposedly a shark will eat literally anything when it’s hungry. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ate crap for breakfast! I think many of them are scavengers by nature… so like vultures of the sea. When they’ve opened up stomachs of tigers and great whites, they’ve found all kinds of unimaginable items… goat bones, license plates, cans, etc. They’re like a living landfill!

      • cassiebehle

        Good, now I know what to do with all my old Cosmo magazines! 🙂

      • Ha ha! God, isn’t that the WORST when you have a bunch of old newspapers and mags to get rid of?! That’s why I’d rather read stuff online. No mess!

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