My husband thinks that I’m talented and could totally write children’s books.
Dysfunctional ones, of course.
Hey, it’s a start.
Once upon a time,
There was a little house in the country.
One day, Fluffy the spider dropped in to say hello.
Samuel the cat came out to welcome Fluffy.
Fluffy and Samuel quickly got acquainted.
Samuel wondered why Fluffy was such a quiet and lethargic fellow.
Samuel determined that Fluffy must have been exhausted from his long trip and fallen asleep. He obviously needed some time to rest and settle in. Samuel would come back later to play with Fluffy.
The Bloody End.